So, over the past two days, Hannibal and I have gotten married. Now we live very successful lives. I am the host of a very popular talk show, called Karl. And Hannibal has a very wonderful modeling career. We are extremely happy with each other, and we are in love. We aren't thinking about kids right now, but we probably will later on in life. We reside in the beautiful hills of California. Hit us up.
Dear Hanni, I love you so fucking much. You're the best thing that has ever happened to me. I don't know what I would do without you. I'm so glad you chose me over that faggot, Dimitri. Love, Karl.
Love, Karl.
